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Exercise for Bedtime: The Ultimate Lazy Guide to Better Sleep

May 31, 2025
by Torpidfitness
7 min read
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Look, we get it. The mere thought of moving after a full day of adulting (or expertly avoiding it) feels like a cosmic joke. You’ve wrestled with emails, maybe vacuumed a single visible crumb, or perfected the art of scrolling...

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Home Workouts to Lose Weight Fast – Even If You’re Unmotivated
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Home Workouts to Lose Weight Fast – Even If You’re Unmotivated

May 13, 2025
by Torpidfitness
6 min read
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Have you ever woken up, yawned, and thought, “I’d lose weight if I could do it from my couch with zero effort”? Good news: you actually can! Welcome to the sloth-friendly fitness guide where home workouts to lose weight...

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Cartoon-style sloth going through the hilarious highs and lows of a 7-minute workout journey—from denial and squeaky chairs to minor muscle gains—capturing the relatable struggle of fitness with a torpid twist
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7-Minute Workout – I Did It for a Month Here’s What Didn’t Happen

May 10, 2025
by Torpidfitness
6 min read
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Introduction: “Just 7 Minutes a Day!” Yeah, Okay… Let me be clear—I’m not a gym rat. I’m more like a gym ghost. The kind that haunts the idea of working out while binge-watching a show and eating cereal...

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Morning Stretching Exercises for People Who’d Rather Stay in Bed

May 6, 2025
by Torpidfitness
6 min read
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Let’s be honest—mornings are rude. The alarm clock is your sworn enemy. Your bed? A cozy trap you never want to escape. But while you’re mentally negotiating with your snooze button, your body is lying there stiff...

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Taylor Swift Workout Routine: Lazy Fitness by Eras Tour Album

May 4, 2025
by Torpidfitness
6 min read
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💃 Intro: What Does Taylor Swift Have to Do with Lazy Fitness? Let’s be honest—some of us love the idea of fitness more than doing it. We’d rather belt out Cruel Summer in the shower than commit to a 5 a.m. boot...

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Fun Workouts for Lazy People: Get Fit Without Moving Too Much

May 2, 2025
by Torpidfitness
6 min read
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Let’s be honest—if your idea of cardio is chasing the food delivery guy to the gate, you’re among friends. Here at TorpidFitness, we believe fitness should fit you, not the other way around. So if you’re looking for fun...

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Gym Motivation Without the Pressure: How to Stay Consistent

April 28, 2025
by Torpidfitness
6 min read
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Introduction: Why Gym Motivation Feels Like Chasing a Unicorn Let’s be honest: some days, gym motivation feels like chasing a unicorn wearing running shoes — magical in theory, but suspiciously nonexistent when you...

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10 Minute Ab Workout for Lazy People: Sculpt Your Core

April 25, 2025
by Torpidfitness
6 min read
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Introduction: Dream Abs in Just 10 Minutes Ab Workout — No Sweat, No Problem Let’s be honest. The idea of spending hours at the gym doing endless crunches and awkward planks probably makes you want to crawl back into bed...

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